April 18th, 2005

Zoinger Becomes “The Zoinger Network”

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For Immediate Release

Zoinger Upgrades To Full Network Status

Zoinger Takes on Traditional Broadcast Networks

Planet Earth — 2005.4.18 — Zoinger, the world’s most obscure blog, today launched the new Zoinger Network.

Located in the newly-redesigned sidebar, Zoinger has placed convenient links to all Zoinger Network affiliated sites. Completely lacking in any content, these network sites will leverage the power of the Zoinger brand to bring RSS links, digital imaging and bookmarks to the zoingerrati.

Zoinger Chief Bigwig in charge of nothing DanoSchmano notes, “By leveraging the power of the globalhypermeganet and remaining focused with laser-like precision on our core competencies, we plan on reintermediating the disintermediation of the late 90’s to re-empower the unempowered wired and wireless masses while doing just a little evil as stated in our recent State of Our Mission Statement statement.”

More disinformation on the reintermediation can be found at http://www.zoinger.com.

One Response to “Zoinger Becomes “The Zoinger Network””

  1. Zoinger » Blog Archive » Audiovox SMT5600 — Sample Pictures on Flickr Says:

    […] shots looked, I’ve uploaded a few to the Zoinger Flickr channel an affiliate on the Zoinger Network. […]

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